How do you break watermelons?

How do you break watermelons?

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I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING! I THREW MY WATERMELON OFF A CLIFF! I POUNCED ON IT! I TAPED A PEICE OF DYNAMITETO IT!! IT WONT BREAK! PLEASE HELP ME!
There are some answers for your reference as below,you can choose your best answers

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Use the power of ure mind! Stare at it until it implodes and showers u with juicy seedy watermelon rain !

Lol

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DO A BARREL ROLL

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Cover in grease and smash on dock after swimming with it.
That works for me.

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whack it over your sisters head

and WHAA LAAA

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hammer?

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give it a massage then it will loosen up

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use your head

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Are you sure it was a watermelon and not a bowling ball?

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You have got to be playing around. It does not take much to break a watermelon.

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you have to shot it with a sniper rifle... duh!

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I use a crane with a wrecking ball attachment.

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take a sledge hammer to it

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Just use a sharp knife like a butcher knife

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with a 9!

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It can't be a real watermelon dude, b/c watermelon's break. maybe yours is made out of stone.

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Just slice it laterally with a sharp knofe.

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karate chop it

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Well, I don't know what a dynamiteto is... but I suggest trying dynemite!!!

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you can't, its a fake watermelon moron

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Call Gallagher.

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Between my breasts...

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lol try a sledge hammer? :D

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chanesaw

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make love to it

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throw it off the roof onto a hard surface

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Very funny! All of the things you tried should have done the job!

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i would throw it on the cement
or kick it at the corner of a house?
i normaly cut my watermelons

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put a knife throw it.

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SHOOT YOURSELF!

works like a charm for me

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go to a contruction site and have the wreaking ball hit it.

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karate chop from a ninja.

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