How to drink but not get drunk?

How to drink but not get drunk?

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i like drinking (who doesnt?)but getting drunk doesn't really seem that fun after I threw up on my girl's new dress. So are there any ways that i can drink to the maximum and still be somewhat sober?
There are some answers for your reference as below,you can choose your best answers

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First of all, know your limit and don't go over it. Alcohol poisoning is a very real and serious thing. About 3 weeks ago I had severe alcohol poisoning, my friends had to call 911 to say the least... and I can't believe I'm okay now. So don't go overboard.
Rules of drinking, it is always good to have some food in your system before.
Don't mix liquors. Don't mix drinking beer, liquor and then back to a beer.
Stick to a certain drink, either beer or liquor. Remember this little rhyme "liquor before beer and you're in the clear, beer before liquor makes you sicker" Don't have too many shots, and if you do make sure its of only one kind of liquor. Don't mix tequilas, and vodkas. If you stick to one type of liquor and just have a variety of mixed drinks - for instance, say if you were choosing vodka for a night, you could keep some variety by having cranberry vodka, OJ and vodka, or a vodka press (In a vodka press, vodka is diluted with both a club soda or tonic and Sprite - very good!)
Anyway, if you have some food in your system first, then stick to one thing to be on the safe side, and drink water when you're done for the night you should be alright.

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Keep it sober, if you didn???t care the first time you threw up, then you are just a simple alcoholic.

All bodies respond different to liquour, so pay attention if you can???t take it leave it like that.

Please, DON???T ASSUME THAT EVERYBODY LIKES DRINKING have the nerve to be yourself without alcohol, not nice at all to say silly words as: I was drunk...

Be responsible.

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A duh, drink in moderation. Just have a few and know your limits....just a little bit of alcohol can make you feel "good" and a little less shy, so stick with that amount and nothing more....there is nothing attractive about a drunken idiot...all loud and stuff! So be an adult about the stuff....

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Drink water! Just kidding.

Find your limit and stick to that interval. Like for me, my limit is every 20 minutes = 1 shot. I get a good buzz going the whole night yet no vomit results.

So basically, controlling yourself is the key.

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drink until you feel tipsy or happy then stop for awhile let the alcohol rest then if you don't have a buzz then drink more but don't go past the buzz then you ll get sick.

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Have all the cold .. WATER you can drink! JK .. but seriously .. I'd have loved to see your girl's reaction. Not only were you tanked but you hurled on something she really cares about.

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Eat before you drink.

Or better yet, don't drink alcohol. It kills brain cells.

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IF YOU WANT TO DRINK AND NOT GET DRUNK THEN DON'T DRINK MUCH AT ALL, JUST A SMALL ONE

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snort some neutralizer like my brother....the birdman

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just pace yourself and know your limit

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