Should you feed a monster in your closet?

Should you feed a monster in your closet?

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OK, so I had this monster in my closet for about 3 years now and I'm starting to think he looks a little hungry. Maybe it is just my imagination but he does look hungrier than he has in the past.

Do you think I should feed him or just let him find food himself. There is plenty of stuff in the fridge but I'm not sure if he likes cold stuff.

I put some Vienna sausage out last night and he didn't touch them. I don't know if he didn't know how to open the can or if it was because they really weren't from Vienna. Maybe his fingers are too big.

I was thinking about a pimento cheese sandwich since it would be easy for him to pick up but I don't know if it would spoil sitting out on the counter all night.

Just looking for suggestions. And please no disparaging monster jokes or anything that is belittling in a mean way, because I think he gets on my computer when I sleep and that would just hurt his feelings.
There are some answers for your reference as below,you can choose your best answers

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Mine is a picky eater. Here is what I feed him:

Cheetos(his fav)
Spam and tomato sandwichs

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Yes, closet monsters get hungry. That's when you need to be afraid.
Closet monsters eat socks...one at a time. Thats why you have so many unpaired socks.

People food will just spoil. Or it will attract rodents. Closet monsters like rodents and will breed them for fun.

Just keep a pile of socks in the closet and the monster will be happy.

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FEED ME, FEED ME, you better feed him or he'll eat you, yes pimento cheese sandwich he'll love it, then again he may get nightmares, feed him something else, maybe a grilled cheese, there that's better.

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Feed him your soul! :) soul food, my brother! Haha! Just fooling!! ^^

You should feed him some Trix... Oh wait, it's only for kids. :(


Lucky charms! They're magically delicious~ :-P


LOLOLOLS KEVIN! You're so funny. :]

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Maybe go to your local park, pick up a couple of babies in a stroller, deep fry them, and PRESTO.

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Why not a PBJ? everyone loves PBJ with white bread, or just a peanut butter sandwich with milk of course

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ask him!

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milk and cookies?

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hahahaha!

why don't you just take him out to olive garden (:
or taco bell!

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